GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like